that-stupid-tardis-sound:

if you pull out my earphones i will pull out your lungs

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alana-leonie:

if you kiss my neck, you can softly hear the sound of my clothes being thrown to the other side of the room. 

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rexuality:

realistic captions for selfies:

• i took 34 photos and this one looks the least shitty
• i tried really hard to take this at an angle where my arm didn’t look weird
• i photoshopped a pimple out of this photo and used the smudge tool for like 8 minutes
• i wish i had friends who took cute pictures of me so i wouldn’t be alone in my room for an hour trying to do this shit
• this is the best photo i’ve ever taken please shower me with compliments

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scvlptures:

depression is when you don’t really care about anything

anxiety is when you care too much about everything

and having both is just like what

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its 2 AM i am mobile blogging and lying in my bed and i hear my sister prepare an entire meal in the room next to mine and proceed to watch supernatural
we are basically the same person

jaseherondale:

childrapist666:

edwad:

jaseherondale:

Did you know that in Australia it’s five times more likely that you’ll pick a partner based on humour rather than looks so if you’re ugly but a hilarious motherfucker then you’re almost guaranteed love

yea but have u ever seen an ugly australian

i am waiting for an ugly australian to add their selfie to this post pls do it is beckoning you to tumblr fame

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urbancatfitters:

if u dont know how to respond to something just say “how dare you”

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codpieceboogie:

collidingkiss:

so does nobody else find it suspicious that erika the gym leader of celadon has a gym of all girls and gives away the rainbow badge

#do u hear that sound in the distance #that’s the sound of me screaming

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