it’s 6:20AM and i would feel FANTASTIC for having finished my paper however i have to physically hand it to him by noon in the building across the valley on my campus. then i have to meet with family friends bc they’re in florence. so no real break i guess until tonight :/
hey guys hey guys
IM DONE WITH MY PAPER
bruh why am i still up
I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”
Anonymous asked: aren't you supposed to be working dan..
do u kno how hard it is to work when its 3AM, tumblr is a thing that exists, i could be sleeping, and four people with the exact same obnoxious personality come back hella drunk and shout things so loud at each other that the noise goes throughout the halls?
i want attention