ok its bedtime im too tired tbh goodnight everyone
i just fell asleep for four minutes and woke up with my pants down and my hand on my dong… how does this even happen
SO IM AT THE MORGUE AND THIS WOMAN TAPS MY SHOULDER AND SHES LIKE “are you the guy from tumblr?” AND IM LIKE “i guess” AND SHES LIKE “i follow your blog and my recently deceased husband *points at him* saw your selfie page and he said he would fuck you” I LAUGHED SO HARD AND SAID “thanks man means a lot” AND HE JUST SAID NOTHING CAUSE HE’S DEAD THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER I LOVE YOU GUYS
Q:Wait I have another useless, slightly more interesting fact: it's commonly believed that a ducks quack doesn't echo, but in actuality it does echo, but it's so quiet that it can be difficult to hear
do ducks have superpowers or something
Q:Hey to cheer you up here's a completely useless fact. Dr. Seuss pronounced his name as "soyce"
Q:My problem is that I know I'm gay and I'm okay with that but I have a girlfriend. I could never break up with her (I help her with a lot of stuff+we've been together a long time) and I don't necessarily want to break up, but I know I'm gay. Thoughts?
Okay um don’t date people if you’re not attracted to their gender. As much as she probably relies on you, realize that the longer you date her, the more reliant she becomes and probably the more she ends up liking you. Don’t toy with someone’s feelings like that. You can still be for her and not date her.
Go to your iTunes. Put it on shuffle. Play the first five songs. Write down what they are and write down what they remind you of. Then tag five people on tumblr.
- It’s Time by Imagine Dragons - It reminds me of the Perks of Being a Wallflower trailer.
- Catch My Disease by Ben Lee - It reminds me of the first episode of the eighth season of Scrubs.
- Such Great Heights by The Postal Service - It reminds me of ninth grade and hanging out with my friends in Long Island.
- Roll Away Your Stone by Mumford & Sons - It reminds me of reading Macbeth in tenth grade and seeing a line almost identical to a lyric in this song.
- Rolling in the Deep by Adele - It reminds me of this guy I dated a few years back.
I’m tagging the following people:
Q:Every night, I see that you're helping someone with their problems and I just wanted to say that I think it's very nice of you to do this. You're a great person just for taking these people's problems seriously, and I'm glad people feel comfortable to come to you if they need help. (You don't need to answer this if you don't want to, it's not even a question haha)
Thank you! I try to be helpful but honestly I don’t know if I’m actually of any help. I hope I make people feel better at least.
Q:how many hands can you put in your ass?
At least three and a half of my own hands.
Q:There's this guy who I'm really into and he's really into me. We've been crushing on each other for like 2 years and he says the only reason he hasn't asked me to be his boyfriend is because he's afraid to hurt me, but he does stuff like cut off all contact with me for days and talking to other guys. He told me and some of my friends that though he's been with other guys he still thinks of me the whole time. But I just don't know what to do, I'm scared of losing him again
Jeez that sounds like a tough situation. I honestly cannot speak for anyone involved in that situation because I don’t know the details but if you feel like you two were meant to be, then I guess you might have to wait. But if it hurts you too much then try your best to move on. I’m sorry I’m of no help it just sounds tough tbh. You do what you feel is right.
I have to wait for my laundry so send me asks or something <3