dreamingdusk: people who can go to Disney World/Disneyland pretty much any time they want
mebeingweird: bondoge: do u ever listen to a song and u like forget ur listening to it and when it’s almost over ur just like what and then u repeat the song but then it happens again
elux: I’ve played entire games of Mario Kart watching the wrong screen.
thealbinoweave: i sent a new follower an ask saying “welcome to the party” and he replied no and unfollowed me
katkinkat: I DONT WANT TO WEAR CLOTHES I WANT TO WEAR BLANKETS I HATE SOCIETY
I have a vagina and a good sense of humor and my iPod is full of good music like what else DO YOU WANT
tr3ndyc00l: apparently my school made the senior dinner great gatsby themed because what better theme for a graduation party than the inaccessibility of the american dream
shesdonejim: “you’re not hungry you’re just bored”
emaginary: I just really like cats. And boobs.
evil-overlordess: Permission to change “are you satan” to “are you metatron” because Metatron is actually the embodiment of true evil in this world whereas Satan was just pretty chill.
Anonymous asked: oh my god not even annabelle????? i thought yall were tight or something
Anonymous asked: heyweshouldmakeout okay? bye -A
Anonymous asked: YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL. OWN IT
dumbl-edore: if anything should have a ask limit it should be my parents
armisael: i was reading a list of pancake flavors at this restaurant and one was buttermilk chocochip and i read it as benedict cumberbatch
Anonymous asked: nice blog wanna make out dan
do you ever reblog a post you didnt like just because you like the person you reblogged it from
metapod: nice blog wanna make out
w3vemadeitthisfar: Does anyone ever look at Tyler or Josh and go “I touched him once.” I touched each of them twice
I demand you all to post more butt selfies, so Adam (asscop) can tell you you’re under arrest for having a mighty fine booty.
some bitch: omg you wore that shirt the other day
me: yeah well in my house we have this amazing thing called a washing machine
remusslupin: consultingtimelordsofbelair: llwlyn: *tour guide voice* and if you look to your left, you can see the entire Doctor Who fandom collapsing in on itself *tour guide voice* and if you look to the right, you can see all the Europeans on tumblr going insane over Eurovision *tour guide voice* and if you would please sign this petition to save tumblr from the evil clutches of...
Plot twist: My followers suddenly start to get really interested in me and ask me questions.
I think that if I were a pokémon I'd be a psyduck
lmeg9: penguinhumor: trying to socialize with friends getting a compliment new episode of my favorite show responsibilities life whoever made this, I love you
jasjshun: If you are cute, hot, and/or popular please do not talk to me because I am none of those things and am unaware of how to handle people that are. Thank you. This has been a Public Service Announcement.
snapchatting: stop what you’re doing and adore me
the-walking-superwholock: hipssway-lipslie: obviously-bored: gosiowo: painstiels: [AGGRESSIVELY THROWS OSCARS AT THE ENTIRE SPN CAST] I’m so sorry. quick, Leo, catch one its getting better with time
swift-as-the-coursing-river asked: You are the lovechild of Brandon Flowers and Marcus Mumford and no one can tell me that's not a ship because somewhere out there, there is probably fic and fanart and it works because sweet, attractive, and epic taste in music
miss-nerdgasmz: What ship do you think I’m the child of? #oH FUCKING YES #PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE I’M SO CURIOUS #CROSSOVERS COUNT BTW LIKE IT DOESN’T HAVE TO BE A STANDARD SHIP OR ANYTHING#WHICHEVER PEOPLE YOU THINK MADE ME
What race are you?
black people: black
white people: 2% Greek, 9.1% German, .0000032% Russian, 92% Irish, 49% French, 100% blue eyed devil
hispanic people: not Mexican
asian people: not Chinese
anondracomalfoy: mrslytherin: how do you flirt ask if you can touch their no-no parts
gay guy: *cough*
white girl: OMG UR SO SASSY!!!!!!!
wartortles: i would have sex with like 723491 of u guys tbh
slimshota: kiss my neck and whisper dirty things in my ear