May 2013
dreamingdusk:
people who can go to Disney World/Disneyland pretty much any time they want
Watch
mebeingweird:
bondoge:
do u ever listen to a song and u like forget ur listening to it and when it’s almost over ur just like what
and then u repeat the song but then it happens again
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elux:
I’ve played entire games of Mario Kart watching the wrong screen.
thealbinoweave:
i sent a new follower an ask saying “welcome to the party” and he replied no and unfollowed me
katkinkat:
I DONT WANT TO WEAR CLOTHES I WANT TO WEAR BLANKETS I HATE SOCIETY
I have a vagina and a good sense of humor and my iPod is full of good music like what else DO YOU WANT
tr3ndyc00l:
apparently my school made the senior dinner great gatsby themed
because what better theme for a graduation party than the inaccessibility of the american dream
shesdonejim:
“you’re not hungry you’re just bored”
emaginary:
I just really like cats. And boobs.
evil-overlordess:
Permission to change “are you satan” to “are you metatron” because Metatron is actually the embodiment of true evil in this world whereas Satan was just pretty chill.
Anonymous asked: oh my god not even annabelle????? i thought yall were tight or something
Anonymous asked: heyweshouldmakeout okay? bye -A
Anonymous asked: YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL. OWN IT
dumbl-edore:
if anything should have a ask limit it should be my parents
armisael:
i was reading a list of pancake flavors at this restaurant and one was buttermilk chocochip and i read it as benedict cumberbatch
Anonymous asked: nice blog wanna make out dan
do you ever reblog a post you didnt like just because you like the person you reblogged it from
metapod:
nice blog wanna make out
w3vemadeitthisfar:
Does anyone ever look at Tyler or Josh and go “I touched him once.”
I touched each of them twice
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I demand you all to post more butt selfies, so Adam (asscop) can tell you you’re under arrest for having a mighty fine booty.
some bitch: omg you wore that shirt the other day
me: yeah well in my house we have this amazing thing called a washing machine
remusslupin:
consultingtimelordsofbelair:
llwlyn:
*tour guide voice* and if you look to your left, you can see the entire Doctor Who fandom collapsing in on itself
*tour guide voice* and if you look to the right, you can see all the Europeans on tumblr going insane over Eurovision
*tour guide voice* and if you would please sign this petition to save tumblr from the evil clutches of...
Plot twist: My followers suddenly start to get really interested in me and ask me questions.
I think that if I were a pokémon I'd be a psyduck
lmeg9:
penguinhumor:
trying to socialize with friends
getting a compliment
new episode of my favorite show
responsibilities
life
whoever made this, I love you
jasjshun:
If you are cute, hot, and/or popular please do not talk to me because I am none of those things and am unaware of how to handle people that are. Thank you. This has been a Public Service Announcement.
snapchatting:
stop what you’re doing and adore me
the-walking-superwholock:
hipssway-lipslie:
obviously-bored:
gosiowo:
painstiels:
[AGGRESSIVELY THROWS OSCARS AT THE ENTIRE SPN CAST]
I’m so sorry.
quick, Leo, catch one
its getting better with time
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swift-as-the-coursing-river asked: You are the lovechild of Brandon Flowers and Marcus Mumford and no one can tell me that's not a ship because somewhere out there, there is probably fic and fanart and it works because sweet, attractive, and epic taste in music
miss-nerdgasmz:
What ship do you think I’m the child of?
#oH FUCKING YES #PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE I’M SO CURIOUS #CROSSOVERS COUNT BTW LIKE IT DOESN’T HAVE TO BE A STANDARD SHIP OR ANYTHING#WHICHEVER PEOPLE YOU THINK MADE ME
What race are you?
black people: black
white people: 2% Greek, 9.1% German, .0000032% Russian, 92% Irish, 49% French, 100% blue eyed devil
hispanic people: not Mexican
asian people: not Chinese
anondracomalfoy:
mrslytherin:
how do you flirt
ask if you can touch their no-no parts
solluxforpresident:
gay guy: *cough*
white girl: OMG UR SO SASSY!!!!!!!
wartortles:
i would have sex with like 723491 of u guys tbh
slimshota:
kiss my neck and whisper dirty things in my ear
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